ATMs

Also: Both the day before I left up Kilimanjaro, and the day I got back, I spent a whole day walking between ATMs trying to find one that worked. But each time, it would say "cannot contact your bank" or "timed out".

Guess who just found out that every single time he tried an ATM, it withdrew a couple hundred bucks from his account, but didn't give him cash???

Guess who just lost the last thousand bucks he had on faulty bank machines?

IT'S ME!